especially if you're in the boat,,,,,,,

Look, I really didn't sign on for this

An egg in the skillet is worth two in your neighbor's henhouse.

There are two blue tick hound dogs
wondering around outside my house.

Mr Spoon told me you had a landlord-digesting necklace...

Woa mule

See Dick and Jane see Spot run.

Steak medium rare ‘real red meat’ with fries an’ black eye’d peas table #7
Res: name of scaggs…come an’ get it!!.....

some days you are the bug
some days you are the windshield

Beer is really,very good,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if you like it

First thing you know they'll be tellin' you to stop slurpin' your soup and to keep your elbows off the table and to quit a-leaning that chair back on two legs.

Chet,,me and Bobby Bare and his friend named Thitchy
went fisfin out at Conners Mill.Well , Twitchy was a little shy
and wouldn't talk much to start with,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,huuumm,,now what was I sayin?

Barber beans and a ton of wheat.

Black beans and hot sauce.

What the heck is going on?

Went to a strip-tease show and the way things shaped up,,,
well,,,looked good to me,,,,,,,,,,,,

I think that I see aliens

My left toe looks like your grandma.

Everyone should look the same.
Then we could all have the same name,,,,,,,,

I'll see your 3 and raise you 4

If I see your three I'm gonna start runnin'

I am running for the state line

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Merry Christmas Everyone

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year