Do I know you?

There was a time when I,,,UH,,,UHM,,,sorry folks,,I recon
I forgot what it was??????

Im looking to buy a time machine....if anyone has one for sale

Buckle up, I'm going to try something.

Jingle laptops, Jingle laptops, Jingle all the way...

Never get angry and hit the wall with your fist,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Have someone else hit it for you...

Check for mother aligator BEFORE approaching the nest.

...and the bright green marker pens wouldn't chat casually with you.

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats. 
 

i wish i could travel back in time to the 1700's.....just for a week.

Fire in the hole!

...how do I know if I'm a "well qualified" to lease one of them cars?

Attach bungee ropes to gas-powered tubas!

What would a dog do if he caught a car?

How many roads must a man walk down...

What kind of fool am I...

Have you ever seen the rain...

Musicians have a LOT of questions!

I have to stop procrastinating - I don't have the time for it anymore.

...three reanimated spider's webs, two inaccurate cabbages and a badger in a spelling mistake.

  Q:  What's the difference between a cow?

   A:   Fire truck, because a vest doesn't have sleeves. 

My cashew nut is full of serendipitous Dragon 32s!

Wow, I don't remember eating that!

I forgot to ask, has anyone --------- see, forgot again!

To know is to be

Tony, before i forget....i, i, forget it.

Russians generally answer the phone by saying, 'I'm listening.' ..is that true ?..lets try it..an' find out,.."ring burr!.."ring burr!.."good "evening!."..May I speak with Mr. Bromswichitrcrewz"...please?..."Who's calling ?..."I knew it !

"terrible situation,,,just terrible"