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TonyS
 United States
Joined 7/15/2008 524 Posts |
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...I hate cleaning carrots...
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ncmedic
 United States
Joined 3/18/2007 15672 Posts |
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at least the carrot cake is good
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Kallesandria
 United States
Joined 12/29/2010 397 Posts |
12/28/2011 23:04:45
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That guy at the grocery store sure was good looking!
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gdtrfb24
 United States
Joined 2/28/2006 26422 Posts |
12/29/2011 04:00:56
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You are the most tie-dyed Ewok. |
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OM45GE
 United States
Joined 11/7/2007 23673 Posts |
12/29/2011 04:01:53
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So there I was, standing in an vacant house with a German Shepherd, a drop cloth and a gallon of Wesson Oil.
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Kallesandria
 United States
Joined 12/29/2010 397 Posts |
12/29/2011 07:49:33
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Who would think that a dinosaur would venture this close to the neighbor's house
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OM45GE
 United States
Joined 11/7/2007 23673 Posts |
12/29/2011 08:03:30
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My elephant repellant seems to be working.
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ncmedic
 United States
Joined 3/18/2007 15672 Posts |
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I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all the obstacles in my way
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OM45GE
 United States
Joined 11/7/2007 23673 Posts |
12/29/2011 09:48:47
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I can't get this song out of my head. Something about a bright sunny day.
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Kallesandria
 United States
Joined 12/29/2010 397 Posts |
12/29/2011 11:05:45
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I can't seem to sing as well as Johnny Nash
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OM45GE
 United States
Joined 11/7/2007 23673 Posts |
12/29/2011 18:16:52
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What do dogs find so tasty about rawhide chews?
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dirtygeorge
 Joined 1/8/2011 517 Posts |
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I have an electric matress pad! 😍 |
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banjoscotty
 United States
Joined 4/14/2006 21997 Posts |
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HEY!! I found my hearing aid |
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paulac7
 United States
Joined 7/2/2006 1941 Posts |
12/30/2011 05:06:19
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I like santa............... |
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Kallesandria
 United States
Joined 12/29/2010 397 Posts |
12/30/2011 11:39:09
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I sure got a bargain on this sewing pattern!
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pilgrim1
 England
Joined 1/23/2009 2300 Posts |
12/30/2011 12:26:27
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Well, I think it's all wrong!
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TonyS
 United States
Joined 7/15/2008 524 Posts |
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"I want to be a hippie on the Lower East Side..."
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Kallesandria
 United States
Joined 12/29/2010 397 Posts |
12/30/2011 16:32:47
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Drat! I broke my favorite pick...now what?
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ncmedic
 United States
Joined 3/18/2007 15672 Posts |
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Now where is my second favorite pick?
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rturner
 United States
Joined 5/29/2011 87 Posts |
12/30/2011 19:22:51
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You don't smell like Santa. You smell like beef and cheese. |
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ncmedic
 United States
Joined 3/18/2007 15672 Posts |
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Man, I need a break.
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OM45GE
 United States
Joined 11/7/2007 23673 Posts |
12/31/2011 04:18:16
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All my coffee ran out through a hole in the cup.
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gdtrfb24
 United States
Joined 2/28/2006 26422 Posts |
12/31/2011 05:33:07
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Genetically-modified in the haze of a dangerous kettle, but heaven knows I'm silver-plated now... |
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OM45GE
 United States
Joined 11/7/2007 23673 Posts |
12/31/2011 05:41:52
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Captain Jack Sparrow slept here.
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Kallesandria
 United States
Joined 12/29/2010 397 Posts |
12/31/2011 05:49:37
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When does the new year become the old year?
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