Supper will be ready when you get home.

Buy low, sell high.

This is not what I thought it would be

The company I work for is being sold.

The company I used to work for was spun-off.

I don't work or have company.

The sun is past the yardarm.

I'm gonna get dressed.

More beans, please.

headin to bed

Halleluja, I'm a wheatie!

Well, it's another thursday morning.

Mentholated cough sweet Babylonian.

I just took a shower - last Thursday of the month and all that.

The angle on the dangle.

The pause button on the TV remote was
designed for when the commercials come on,,,,

First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!”!

Nee..!!

Your Mother Is a Hamster and Your Father Smells of Elderberries

But, she has got a wort.

Ta mére est un Hamster et ton Pére pu le Sureau!

what did you just call Me?

I just translated my last post into French for our francophone friends.

Pass the toothpicks.

My left foot looks different from my right foot.