Exactly, and what about that other thing that wasn't supposed to last forever.

How about if you buy one,get one free?

Possibly I guess but then that's a different horse of another color.

If I had it to do over again,,,I wouldn't!!

Teapots on the way.

The check's in the mail

You can just make that check out to "cash" will be alright.

I'll have another serving of wind pudding and air sauce, please.

Protect your turkey from cold drafts and spiced eggnog.

Rally round the turkey, boys, the Johnsons are here...

Orville,, Where's the shotgun,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?

remember to hide in plain sight

We were so poor when I was growin' up that if we'd a been a family of snakes we wouldn't
of had a pit to hiss in.

If The Wolves Come To My Front Door
They Will Have To Bring A Picnic Lunch

I don't care if syrup goes up to a dollar a sop,,,
I ain't gonna be buyin none nohow.

You can be sure if it's Westinghouse.

This here Ft. Pierce is a dandy town

Black Friday.

I'm having turkey for lunch

Pumpkin and sweet taters are nearly the same color.

A barrel in the owl.

WOW!!! That was a wild go-round

water-wing, wall-mount, and a laboratory rat.

small,medium,or large,,which one will you have?

Alley cats are notoriously bad bowlers.