The rat race in Hialeah has been canceled until further notice.




Posted by Bigmonfan

From my old Navy days: All liberties have been canceled until shipboard morale improves.

Now I'm gonna just tell ya somthin bout that there

Whur's my switches, I'm a goin' bear huntin'!

Snow was water before it was snow.Then it froze into crystals.
Then it melted and became water again,,what's the big deal?

If your washing machine has a wringer don't go sticking your fingers in it to dry your hands.

Don't pinch my crumpet

In the haze of a hovering feather boa.

Boa Constrictor plate racing sucks.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

just say no

A mind is a terrible thing.

Don't shoot 'til you see the whites......(quote from a black co-worker)

"Shoot Low boys, they're riding shetland ponies " (Lewis Grizzard)

Don't shoot! I'm only the banjo player!

The Jolly Green Giant's kids have big pea shooters.

Well,,Ok,,It's a tough break. We'll just go on up there
and salvage whatever we can.

We had patches on our patches.

Gerbils of the world

This here belt ain't got no holes in it.

I'm not nervous.....just quick.

Canadian, not you are.

Try as he might, Artie could not get his 4-buckle galoshes buckled all the way up to the top after he fell through the ice that day as he was taking a shortcut across the pond on his way to the outhouse.

So,,what's your point?

I have something called Microsoft PowerPoint on my computer but I've never used it and I don't know what it is or what it's for so I don't get the point of having it in the first place.

...they may think that they too are